South Volterra.

Dear Diary,

Today was pretty weird.

[Flash Back - Jane's POV]

Everybody is in the throne room. Everybody was bored  as always and someone randomly shouted " Clue." and Aro backed it up saying, "I Don't want to play Clue, I want to play are you smarter than a fifth grader." Which made everyone laugh, knowing then that uh he wouldn't win. So I was sitting beside Violet, who was at the time eating a cookie, finally off the Dum-Dum's thank god... Then she looked at her new kitten who was sitting in her lap and it meowed. She looked at it and said, " NO KITTAH ITS MAH COOKIE!" she yelled, then Alec looked at us weird. I laughed when he looked at Aro and said, "You have 0 friends." he laughed, then Aro looked at Caius then to everyone and said, "Coon and Friends." which in turn Caius looked at Violet and said, "I'M ELIMINATING TOOTH DECAY!" Which in turn he got up and ran into the mirror and Violet got up, walked over to him and said, "This is getting OLD." and she started singing Wendy's song right infront of his face and skipped off. I laughed so hard at the expression that was on his face. Then he got up and walked into the mirror again....

Well like I said it was pretty weird.

Ciao,
Jane Volturi.

Keeping up with The Volturi

Dear Diary,

Ok, heres the reason I haven't been on in four days. Kardashians. I like the Kardashians, even the T.V. show and the clothes and such. But ARO found MY DVD set of Keeping up with the Kardashians. Ugh..He started watching them over and over, taking me with him. I am so sick of him dragging me places, that are not important. "Here Jane watch Jungle book with me...Here have a dum-dum." Ugh I am so tired of his crap. I need a girls night out. BADLY. I am like Khlo. I am nice till you P*** ME OFF!  Uggggh.

*Background*

Aro: Jane! JANE! Come have a Dum-Dum and Watch the 'Dashins'!  *Walks into Janes room and Jane looks at him and he falls to the ground screaming*
Jane: OH MY GAUD! *cuts her power off* I AM SO SORRY, MASTER! *Gets up off he bed and goes over to him* Are you alright?
Aro: *gets up, breathing heavily* Its fine, I'm Fine. *smiles at Jane then walks off* I NEED A DUM-DUM
Jane: *Scoffs and slams her door*

Sorry, OMG I feel totally better! I need to ask him If I can when I am mad like I was a minute ago If he'll let me.  Don't get me wrong, I am still TOTALLY MAD..But it totally helps :D. I'm going to go see if the girls want a day off. :D I don't think Aro will say no to that ;D. AND OMG ...Camera Crew...Did he sign us up for some Keeping Up with The Volturi?!? I got to go talk to him..and talk to the girls....Soooo

Ciao,
Jane Volturi

OMG; The Mirror!

Dear Diary,

Well today was pretty alright...ok pretty hilarious..here's what happened ....well it started off like this.....

Master Aro was eating a dum-dum right and Master Marcus was bored as always,  Master Caius well he stood up and walked over to the door, and well, he slammed into the door which really was a MIRROR! LOL. Master Aro and Marcus bursting out laughing and well I did too. lol Violet was worried about him so she went up and said and I quote "If you come up to a door and you see someone like yourself, it is probably you." she said laughing, We all started after that, she handed him a cookie and skipped off. LOL Aro was like "Have a dum-dum with it." he said, LOL so Caius got a cookie and a dum-dum :)...I got to go laugh

Ciao,
Jane Volturi

Sorry about that....

Dear Diary,

Jane here, its been awhile hasn't it? Well blame it on my very stupid masters...well here's what happened.....

Ok, master Marcus, he was going to the feeding room, cause he was so muchly bored...as I was at the time that we basically started dancing in the feeding room, making the humans basically think What the H and well I really didn't care very much..I WAS BORED and still drunk from the beer he gave me..(find it and read it if you don't know what I am talking about..) Well anyway, Caius came in and well he saw us dancing well he was going to come over to where we were and give us a piece of his mind and well..he FRIGGIN TRIPPED ..Which I thought was HILARIOUS..we stopped and looked at him and we both bursted out laughing, well rolling on the floor laughing...then Caius got up, giving us glares and then scoffed and walked out. We were laughing so hard it took us a couple days to get over it, and well I was going to come on and tell you about it and well I FOUND OUT HE TRIPPED OVER THE INTERNET CABLE! I was friggin' p'd off, tell you truthfully. Aro really didn't care , cause he was still over the pot and dum-dums (GO FIGURE! :o) And well finally we got the Internet hooked up again and this is since then...Well here we are, I'm still laughing and P'd so...I really need to let off some steam..

Ciao,
Jane Volturi