Dear Diary,
Totally bored BTW. Alec is PULLING my hair! He is being totally bored and ITS GETTING on my nerves! He's in my ear shouting about his day. I swear, I think Sulpicia needs to be the Volturi "Mommy" in this situation. And here comes Caius, I am totally gonna be the Volturi "Girl-to-ask-about-anything" grr. So he asks, "Having Fun?" I look at him and say, "Do you think having your hair pulled and talked ..no..SCREAMED in your ear is Fun, you are still on Dum-Dums." I said, he laughs and walks away. Then Aro comes in, "Hello, Dear one, Alec." he says. "Hello, master." we say, He looks at us, and says, "Whats going on?" he says. Ha haha thats funny, "This one," I point to Alec, "Is getting on my nerves." he nods, LIKE he knows how it feels, hello, he had a sister and still has and EX- Brother-in-Law. EX! and I really should go, I need to teach someone some manners (-> Alec hehe).
Ciao,
Jane Volturi
Monday, April 12, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
OMFG!
Dear Diary-
So I'm doing my days work and guess what, Alec is on the floor , ear on the ground, I was like OMFG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? So I asked him and he says, "Catching Ground People." I laugh and walk away omfg , he's so hilarious. hehe got to go make some sence into that boy
Ciao,
Jane Volturi
So I'm doing my days work and guess what, Alec is on the floor , ear on the ground, I was like OMFG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!? So I asked him and he says, "Catching Ground People." I laugh and walk away omfg , he's so hilarious. hehe got to go make some sence into that boy
Ciao,
Jane Volturi
HANGOVERS SUCK LIKE HELL!
Dear Diary, (STILL MAD!)
MY MIND IS HURTING! *sigh* Violet has it also,"WHY OH WHY ARO you must give us beer?!?!" Btw I am shaking my fist at the ceiling now. Aro has just came in, I was growling and I said, "YOU ARE A DUM-DUM!" , he looked at me weird, "A LOLLYPOP! YAYAYAYAYAY!" then he went out the room, gosh how thick could you get? So Caius comes in and I do the same, he gets it and says, "Its not me , go get Aro." So I tell him I couldn't get him, cause hes you-know-who...wait what...did I just call him Voldemort? OH FOR THE LOVE OF CRAP! Aro is coming , got to hide.
Ciao,
Jane Volturi
MY MIND IS HURTING! *sigh* Violet has it also,"WHY OH WHY ARO you must give us beer?!?!" Btw I am shaking my fist at the ceiling now. Aro has just came in, I was growling and I said, "YOU ARE A DUM-DUM!" , he looked at me weird, "A LOLLYPOP! YAYAYAYAYAY!" then he went out the room, gosh how thick could you get? So Caius comes in and I do the same, he gets it and says, "Its not me , go get Aro." So I tell him I couldn't get him, cause hes you-know-who...wait what...did I just call him Voldemort? OH FOR THE LOVE OF CRAP! Aro is coming , got to hide.
Ciao,
Jane Volturi
BORED...As....HELL and...ARO ...is ...Trying...and ..Failing..To ..Be..Funny.
Dear Diary, (Still mad)
I AM BORED AS HELL! And Aro is trying to cheer me up, well after 5,000 years it gets OLD.... FAST! Aro is waving a plastic bag in front of me...WAIT WHAT!?!?!?! A plastic bag? OH CRAP. "ARO GET BACK HERE WITH THE FREGGIN POT!" Jane says. Yep , Bro Alec here. She's being mental again, "STOP IT YOU BLOCK HEAD!" Jane says. Well then, I won't say anything about that again...here's Janey back lol. Sorry I had to go get Aro, and what did Alec post, JANEY! oh hang on a sec "ALEC VOLTURI, DON'T EVER , I MEAN EVER CALL ME "JANEY"!" sorry I had to let that out, anyway, Aro got his way again, but it wasn't on me it was on Marcus, and MARCUS smoked da pot! lol it was pretty funny it was like "Didyme Didyme POT! HAT ! HOT! lol" for real , he said that, so anyway, Aro is back in my face trying to tell me that pot is good for Vampires, Well then I say, "Well , Beer is too!" I had said sacracticly , and he WENT AND GOT BEER! lol I love me! So I started sipping on a beer and Guess what I had been inxoticated lol so know I am drunk right now typing, how, IDK...lol Tommorrow will be Hell because I will have...a Hangover. So....
Ciao,
Jane Volturi
I AM BORED AS HELL! And Aro is trying to cheer me up, well after 5,000 years it gets OLD.... FAST! Aro is waving a plastic bag in front of me...WAIT WHAT!?!?!?! A plastic bag? OH CRAP. "ARO GET BACK HERE WITH THE FREGGIN POT!" Jane says. Yep , Bro Alec here. She's being mental again, "STOP IT YOU BLOCK HEAD!" Jane says. Well then, I won't say anything about that again...here's Janey back lol. Sorry I had to go get Aro, and what did Alec post, JANEY! oh hang on a sec "ALEC VOLTURI, DON'T EVER , I MEAN EVER CALL ME "JANEY"!" sorry I had to let that out, anyway, Aro got his way again, but it wasn't on me it was on Marcus, and MARCUS smoked da pot! lol it was pretty funny it was like "Didyme Didyme POT! HAT ! HOT! lol" for real , he said that, so anyway, Aro is back in my face trying to tell me that pot is good for Vampires, Well then I say, "Well , Beer is too!" I had said sacracticly , and he WENT AND GOT BEER! lol I love me! So I started sipping on a beer and Guess what I had been inxoticated lol so know I am drunk right now typing, how, IDK...lol Tommorrow will be Hell because I will have...a Hangover. So....
Ciao,
Jane Volturi
Thursday, April 8, 2010
OMG!
Dear Diary,
OMG OMG OMG! Aro just found out about what Gay means, and he's been calling himself GAY! I don't know for how long, but he just found a dictionary!!!!!! LMAO! <- We laughed , I thought I was going to CRY! Anyway, Caius laughed also , which is werid because I haven't seen him laugh in all my existence. Aro looked at me and you know what he said , "Give me Pain please I beg you , I want to forget ." So I did exacly as I was told....hey he's my master, I love him for making me do that, I've been wanting to do that ever since the Dum-dum suckers lol so now he wants more pain, More details later
Ciao,
Jane Volturi
OMG OMG OMG! Aro just found out about what Gay means, and he's been calling himself GAY! I don't know for how long, but he just found a dictionary!!!!!! LMAO! <- We laughed , I thought I was going to CRY! Anyway, Caius laughed also , which is werid because I haven't seen him laugh in all my existence. Aro looked at me and you know what he said , "Give me Pain please I beg you , I want to forget ." So I did exacly as I was told....hey he's my master, I love him for making me do that, I've been wanting to do that ever since the Dum-dum suckers lol so now he wants more pain, More details later
Ciao,
Jane Volturi
Mad & Tempted To Do Someting
Dear Diary, (still getting on my nerves )
Today I am Mad....Why you ask? ARO! What he do? Getting on my nerves. Why? Because he ripped my room up Searching for DUM-DUMS. I would figure stupid cookies the way he came in. He looked like a bunny rabbit , searching for carrots. But doesn't find any. Well of course he didn't find any...I threw them away Muhahahaha! So didn't tell him, but now he figured it out by reading my thoughts . What does he do?....Well lets see he was running slow motion towards them and then picking them up and jumping in them . OK WHATS HE ON! He's acting like a girl! Well I am MAD and TEMPTED to do something right now....I'm going to Yank ARO to his room and let his WIFE deal with him.
Ciao,
Jane Volturi
Today I am Mad....Why you ask? ARO! What he do? Getting on my nerves. Why? Because he ripped my room up Searching for DUM-DUMS. I would figure stupid cookies the way he came in. He looked like a bunny rabbit , searching for carrots. But doesn't find any. Well of course he didn't find any...I threw them away Muhahahaha! So didn't tell him, but now he figured it out by reading my thoughts . What does he do?....Well lets see he was running slow motion towards them and then picking them up and jumping in them . OK WHATS HE ON! He's acting like a girl! Well I am MAD and TEMPTED to do something right now....I'm going to Yank ARO to his room and let his WIFE deal with him.
Ciao,
Jane Volturi
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Continued Hell with Dum-Dums
Dear Diary,
TOTAL MADNESS NOW! Everyone even Violet is eating them, When usually She eats Cookies. Anyway, Marcus isn't which I thank god, which hes just talking about the upcoming FOOTBALL season, I didn't know he loved the same things I did. Besides I watch it for moves I can use.... Against Alec MUAHAHAHA! Back to Dum-Dums, Caius Is still tied up and EATING THE DUM-DUMS?!?!?!?! What are they made up of, Did Aro tinker with his chemistry set and make them full of CRACK? Cause if he did UHHH ...He's trying to make me eat one, while I have my Phone in my hands, and I am running so
Ciao,
Jane Volturi.
TOTAL MADNESS NOW! Everyone even Violet is eating them, When usually She eats Cookies. Anyway, Marcus isn't which I thank god, which hes just talking about the upcoming FOOTBALL season, I didn't know he loved the same things I did. Besides I watch it for moves I can use.... Against Alec MUAHAHAHA! Back to Dum-Dums, Caius Is still tied up and EATING THE DUM-DUMS?!?!?!?! What are they made up of, Did Aro tinker with his chemistry set and make them full of CRACK? Cause if he did UHHH ...He's trying to make me eat one, while I have my Phone in my hands, and I am running so
Ciao,
Jane Volturi.
Dum-Dum HELL
Well lets see, Dear Diary. (Still getting on my nerves here),
Well Today is I don't know .....HELL! Because someone thought to put Dum-Dum Suckers in my room, also some sticky rappers while I am away. When I go to talk to Aro, he gives me a Dum-Dum and says "HAPPY DUM-DUM DAY." You know what my response was...."I'll give you a Dum-Dum." To my surprise, Caius was Rapped , and I mean totally rapped in Dum-Dum Rappers, and what he said blew me away. "ARO. YOU ARE TOTALLY AWSOME!" then he rolled around on the floor. ON THE FLOOR. I was like "What the HELL are you on." he was still Rolling when I left, Question , can vamps get DRUNK OR GET HUNG OVER ON CRACK??????? Because I think he was. So I'll make my hell short for you because it totally wasn't for me, I am typing on my computer in my room on top of Dum-Dums, and Alec is dressed up like the lollypop kids on The Wizard of Oz.
Ciao,
Jane Volturi.
Well Today is I don't know .....HELL! Because someone thought to put Dum-Dum Suckers in my room, also some sticky rappers while I am away. When I go to talk to Aro, he gives me a Dum-Dum and says "HAPPY DUM-DUM DAY." You know what my response was...."I'll give you a Dum-Dum." To my surprise, Caius was Rapped , and I mean totally rapped in Dum-Dum Rappers, and what he said blew me away. "ARO. YOU ARE TOTALLY AWSOME!" then he rolled around on the floor. ON THE FLOOR. I was like "What the HELL are you on." he was still Rolling when I left, Question , can vamps get DRUNK OR GET HUNG OVER ON CRACK??????? Because I think he was. So I'll make my hell short for you because it totally wasn't for me, I am typing on my computer in my room on top of Dum-Dums, and Alec is dressed up like the lollypop kids on The Wizard of Oz.
Ciao,
Jane Volturi.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Hating My Immortalness
Grrr....Dear Diary.
I hate myself right now, Master Aro, *sigh* has pulled out a horrible , horrible, game. TWISTER, which is total over kill to me. He's having a rematch with *gulp* Alec, and its not going so well for both of them, Caius is going to kill them. Yes, Darling Diary, he has joined the "Funnest Game Ever" , which I call the "HORRIBLE GAME EVER" , Is it okay to feel like your in the Twilight zone , cause I'm gonna Barf, Faint, everything in the book and now, Master has added me to the fun, how am I typing? Free hand. and Cell phone. Uh-oh...Don't..Do ...That...Mast- *Clank, pow* "WINNER, is ALEC" Uh-oh I'm going to hear I beat master in a Twister match all week, feel bad for me. UH-OH o_o ALEC IS COMING OVER NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAVE ME!
Ciao,
Jane Volturi
I hate myself right now, Master Aro, *sigh* has pulled out a horrible , horrible, game. TWISTER, which is total over kill to me. He's having a rematch with *gulp* Alec, and its not going so well for both of them, Caius is going to kill them. Yes, Darling Diary, he has joined the "Funnest Game Ever" , which I call the "HORRIBLE GAME EVER" , Is it okay to feel like your in the Twilight zone , cause I'm gonna Barf, Faint, everything in the book and now, Master has added me to the fun, how am I typing? Free hand. and Cell phone. Uh-oh...Don't..Do ...That...Mast- *Clank, pow* "WINNER, is ALEC" Uh-oh I'm going to hear I beat master in a Twister match all week, feel bad for me. UH-OH o_o ALEC IS COMING OVER NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAVE ME!
Ciao,
Jane Volturi
Welcome To My Boredness.
Dear Diary? (I am going to get Aro now.)
Well, I guess you should get to know me, I am Jane Volturi, born somewhere in the 15oo's and I have a Twin , Alec, He soooo gets on my nerves as he is right now, so, I am going to kill him, but it wouldn't work out because I am a Vampire and he is too. We belong to a Coven called the Volturi and we live in a city called Volterra, Italy . So it didn't take long to make the name Volturi up did it. And why am I on a Blog called Jane's Diary: Because Master Aro thought it would be nice if we all went on a blog for our "Diary". Which its a BAD idea because he will be the one for Mr. Felix to say all the things he has wanted to say to everyone in this coven!! Which is getting back at me . I will so inflict some pain after this. So Aro is the Leader and Marcus and Caius is also. We are their Guard members, I am totally up there for my powers, to Inflict pain in the mind, just so you know to NOT get on my nerves. God, Master Aro is calling me tempermental again, which I totally hate because I am ranting in what The Throne Room, why you ask, So he will see that it is totally a bad idea. What are the other to doing , what they do best. Marcus is totally bored and Caius is being his grumpy self. Marcus , just so you know is totally bored all the time, the last time I think he laughed was in the 60's and early 70's because of Paracute Pants lol, Aro would wear them until lets see, this year, he's wearing them now, and Marcus I thank god got out of that stage. I still think Aro is still a kid, I think I am the only one sane in this "Insane" place. I am getting bored now and for some reason, Caius is playing with my hair, Totally weirding me out, I should go , I don't want to get into detail, but Aro is making me play with a rubber chicken, and I don't want to say what I want to do to him right now.
Ciao,
Jane Volturi.
Well, I guess you should get to know me, I am Jane Volturi, born somewhere in the 15oo's and I have a Twin , Alec, He soooo gets on my nerves as he is right now, so, I am going to kill him, but it wouldn't work out because I am a Vampire and he is too. We belong to a Coven called the Volturi and we live in a city called Volterra, Italy . So it didn't take long to make the name Volturi up did it. And why am I on a Blog called Jane's Diary: Because Master Aro thought it would be nice if we all went on a blog for our "Diary". Which its a BAD idea because he will be the one for Mr. Felix to say all the things he has wanted to say to everyone in this coven!! Which is getting back at me . I will so inflict some pain after this. So Aro is the Leader and Marcus and Caius is also. We are their Guard members, I am totally up there for my powers, to Inflict pain in the mind, just so you know to NOT get on my nerves. God, Master Aro is calling me tempermental again, which I totally hate because I am ranting in what The Throne Room, why you ask, So he will see that it is totally a bad idea. What are the other to doing , what they do best. Marcus is totally bored and Caius is being his grumpy self. Marcus , just so you know is totally bored all the time, the last time I think he laughed was in the 60's and early 70's because of Paracute Pants lol, Aro would wear them until lets see, this year, he's wearing them now, and Marcus I thank god got out of that stage. I still think Aro is still a kid, I think I am the only one sane in this "Insane" place. I am getting bored now and for some reason, Caius is playing with my hair, Totally weirding me out, I should go , I don't want to get into detail, but Aro is making me play with a rubber chicken, and I don't want to say what I want to do to him right now.
Ciao,
Jane Volturi.
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